Posted on 04/01/2008 10:46:10 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
NEW YORK - Republican presidential candidate John McCain good-naturedly sparred with David Letterman on Tuesday night's "Late Show." During his monologue, Letterman joked that the Arizona senator reminded him of "the guy at the hardware store who makes the keys" and "the guy who can't stop talking about how well his tomatoes are doing."
After Letterman added that McCain looked like "the guy who points out the spots they missed at the car wash," the senator appeared on stage.
"You think that stuff's pretty funny, don't you?" McCain asked, then added: "Well, you look like a guy whose laptop would be seized by the authorities."
McCain also said the host resembled the guy caught smuggling reptiles in his pants, to which Letterman replied, "Don't knock it if you haven't tried it."
The candidate also likened Letterman to the manager of a creepy motel, the guy who enjoys watching his swim trunks inflate in a hot tub and the guy about whom neighbors later say, "He mostly kept to himself."
Later in the show, the two discussed more serious issues, including the national credit crisis, Iraqi casualties, the U.S. prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, Bear Stearns and accusations that McCain's not a true conservative Republican.
"I think maybe some people think that you ought to have exactly the same position they have on every issue," McCain said.
The two Democratic candidates have also appeared on the CBS show this year Hillary Rodham Clinton in February, and Barack Obama in January.
"I think maybe some people think that you ought to have exactly the same position they have on every issue," McCain said.
earlier NYT thread
McCain and Letterman Trade Insults on Late Show ^
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1995270/posts
04/01/2008 7:07:51 PM PDT · by RDTF · 61 replies
NY Times via Drudge report ^ | April 1, 2008 | Michael Cooper
How about being the guy who DOESN'T have the EXACT same positions on issues as the democrats?
Huh, John?
How about being the guy who DOESN'T have the EXACT same positions on issues as the democrats?
Huh, John?
How about being the guy who DOESN'T have the EXACT same positions on issues as the democrats?
Huh, John?
Servers acting weird. Sorry about the repeat replies.
So, exactly what are you trying to say?
CA....
No problem, I been getting a glut of proxy errors the last hour,, I think the server is getting worked on..
I wanted to get that quote out before I hang it up tonite.
It’s the Limbaugh echo chamber; relax, it’s only on 3 hours per day
(ducks and runs away)
Well, you look like a guy whose laptop would be seized by the authorities. - McCain to Letterman
Hahahahahaha!!!!
It seems as though McCain isn’t too old to figure things out afterall.
“I think maybe some people think that you ought to have exactly the same position they have on every issue,” McCain said.
No, but one or two would be nice.
“I think maybe some people think that you ought to have exactly the same position they have on every issue,” McCain said.
I find it interesting that many of John’s quotes are precisely what some of my moderate to liberal Democrat associates say to me and very rarely are they even in the ballpark of what some of my conservative associates say to me. Hmmmm, if it walks like a duck...
As said by Let It Be So:
I think maybe some people think that you ought to have exactly the same position they have on every issue, McCain said.
I find it interesting that many of Johns quotes are precisely what some of my moderate to liberal Democrat associates say to me and very rarely are they even in the ballpark of what some of my conservative associates say to me. Hmmmm, if it walks like a duck...
I think I am going to be sick.
IF McCain is a democrat, why would letterman spar with him?
Like Conservatives have a dog in this fight... ha!
It was just fake contention. Letterman’s writers likely even wrote his witty(?) retorts.
I just watched this. He talked about his dear old friend (Dem) Morris Udall and quoted Chairman Mao.
He said he was a proud Republican comparing himself to Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ronald Reagan.
“The party is pretty well united.”
LOL. Perhaps he is thinking of quotes from Joseph Goebbels...
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.”
Oops... he wasn’t finishted.
He blamed the problems in Iraq on the “horrible mismanagement” of the war by Rumsfeld “and others,” said we needed to make a commitment to never torture another person, needed to work on climate change, and need to close Guantanamo. He got lots of applause from the lefties out of that breath.
In the prior segment, he went off on the greedy executives at mortgage companies making money selling stock (gasp!) while all of those poor folks were losing their homes.
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