Posted on 03/27/2008 8:13:45 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's Anchorman, Truth Detector, and Doctor of Democracy. He is the man who runs America. He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--That's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--That's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Yes,Chris Cox could work but we really need Fred or Mitt!!.
911! I’m choking on my Baloney Sandwich; Thanks
Damn. No wonder some men have a hard time dealing with women. Shut up, fer cryin’ outloud. Shut up for one freakin’ minute.
Snort. What's the freakin' difference.
You know Mitt has my vote! ;)
Never been divorced yet...got engaged 3 times, thou.
some FReeper declared that Obama looked like the bastard child of sammy davis, jr and howdy doody! now ever time I see him that’s all I can think of and I laugh
Rush should have asked that woman how “open minded” Barack is. From what I gather, he doesn’t “reach across the aisle” at all. He’s a dyed-in-the-wool dem.
Charles Kruthammer said it yesterday!!
I agree!
It may work, although I also like Rush's choice of Bobby Jindal, Chris Cox, Romney, etc.)
Condi is much younger than McCaniac, she's a woman like Mrs. Clinton, she's a black, like Obama (but is she conservative enough to balance him out? Doubtful.)
One thing she isn't: she's not a race-baiter like both 'RAT candidates.
In other words, guilt-ridden liberal whites who need to be feel "innocent" (about the slavery issue), will be able to absolve themselves of their guilt by voting for that Republican ticket, without having to face this scenerio:
"Obama before the election:
"You will be able to absolve yourselves of your guilt for slavery if you elect me. I can make you innocent."
Obama after he wins (cough, cough) the election:
"Now you have been washed and have become clean. My wife, the First Lady, approves of at least 1/2 of the American people for the first time in her life. So here is what you must do so as not to become backsliders. You may not seriously criticize any of my policies, or you will be in danger of falling back into racism and /or uncle-tomism. My first order of business when I am sworn in will be to sign an Executive Order requiring mandatory sensitivity training classes that my wife is preparing for the other 1/2 of the American people who obviously lack an important understanding resulting in their not choosing me when they had the chance."
On Amazon.com (click link and read the reviews)
A Bound Man: Why We Are Excited About Obama and Why He Can't Win - by Shelby Steele
HERE
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The Obama Bargain By SHELBY STEELE
March 18, 2008; Page A23
HERE
Cracks me up.
Have you noticed how much Chelsea sounds like Bill, voice quality I mean?
Thanks for the Ping!
it’s good to be in demand............lol
LOL that is funny, thou he did insult Sammy Davis, Jr and Howdy Doody! (Sammy Davis I met a few times in Cromwell, CT)
I usually mute the TV when the family appears so I’ve never really heard her voice. I’ll pay attention next time. ;)
I guess, if you were raised with Hillary’s voice around you most of the time, you’d make an effort to sound like whatever the other voice was.
I listened again to the audio again and they were talking about RNC Victory Chairman Carly Fiorina as McCain's running mate.
I apologize for the error!
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