Company finds natural solution that turns plants into gasoline

WorldNetDaily ^ | March 19, 2008 | Joe Kovacs

[Borneo1]

After three years of clandestine development, a Georgia company is now going public with a simple, natural way to convert anything that grows out of the Earth into oil. J.C. Bell, an agricultural researcher and CEO of Bell Bio-Energy, Inc., says he's isolated and modified specific bacteria that will, on a very large scale, naturally change plant material – including the leftovers from food – into hydrocarbons to fuel cars and trucks.

[Borneo1]

WorldNetDaily has an article regarding J.C. Bell's innovative energy source.

[Jason Kauppinen]

World Net Daily also reported a case of demonic posession recently.

[Hunble]

They discovered Yeast?

[Outland]

Will it turn liberals into fuel too?

[BGHater]

And? The Vatican fights that stuff daily.

[Captain Marvell]

If this is for real it could revolutionize the country.

[Borneo1]

I am pretty much convinced Mr. Bell is on to something.

[Tigen]

Any truth to this means the dems and the terrorists will have to strike soon...

[DeFault User]

I have become quite adept at producing H2S and CH4.

Where do I collect the royalty checks.

[martin_fierro]

[RepublitarianRoger2]

“Will it turn liberals into fuel too?”

The side effect would be a constant whining sound.

[wastedyears]

And a distinct scent... kinda like dead animals.

[CedarDave]

I am pretty much convinced Mr. Bell is on to something.

"Mr. Watson--come here--I want to see you."

[TChad]

It is such a shame that Weekly World News stopped publication. They could have done this story justice.

[Cringing Negativism Network]

According to the article, even grass clippings could be converted into biofuel.

This would be quite remarkable.

Might help keep some people on top of mowing.. :)

[RedCell]

Hmmm... wonder if it’ll turn out like this?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1861333/posts

[Petruchio]

Now all they need to do is get rid of the NIMBYs . . .

[Bobalu]

Dear God, let this be true.

[DaveTesla]

"Where do I collect the royalty checks?"

From the people that pull your finger.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Just give us lots of money and we’ll give your something, er, later.

[7mmMag@LeftCoast]

Move along, nothing to see here. At least until I can sell my oil stocks.

[SIDENET]

World Net Daily also reported a case of demonic posession recently.

LOL!

[SIDENET]

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

World Net Daily also reported a case of demonic posession recently.

Was it cured?

[TaMoDee]

Just read where AC Clark passed on to the next level.

I recall that he predicated that Mars had LGM’s and that’s OK.

Hopefully LGM’s will come to earth -— They eat liberals.
The females pee gasoline and the males pee diesel fuel!

WaaHoo!! Just marked out a landing strip.

[RepublitarianRoger2]

Ditto! Please let this be true. The article doesn’t explain how exactly he plans to go from the creation of the modified biomass-munching bacteria in a lab to the production of 5 billion barrels of oil a year, but oh my gosh I hope he can.

[baa39]

Now can we tell the Saudis to go — oops, um, go take a hike?

[SatinDoll]

Yeah, but what if one of the side effects is methane or ditoxin - then what?

[dvan]

"If this is for real it could revolutionize the country."

Naw! Not likely our givernment will buy it out just like the did when the hydrogen generator was invented by the guy in Florida. You really think they would let us have access to a fuel source?

[RepublitarianRoger2]

Then it’s back to the drawing board?

[dvan]

World Net Daily also reported a case of demonic posession recently.

Was it cured?

No it's a presidential candiate noe!

[Marie]

Yeah, but what if one of the side effects is methane or ditoxin - then what?

If a side effect is methane it can be used to produce electricity.

[upchuck]

If this process is as advertised...

Rest assured the environazis will figure out a way to demonize this. Then some fat cat lobbyists in Washington will get involved and we’ll never hear of this again.

[CottShop]

too late- Barack Obama has promised to crap biofuel, hire illegals to convert it to combustible matter, then piss magical ozone strengthening anti-carbons- all without spending one diem of the taxpayers money.

[Sir Gawain]

Batboy?

[BlazingArizona]

If this microbe escapes, does the entire biosphere turn into gasoline?

[REDWOOD99]

Mr. J.C. “Art” Bell.

[exit82]

Silly people. Only dead compressed dinosaurs can create oil.

Everyone knows that./s/

[zot]

I hope he turns Kudzu into gasoline.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

If this is for real it could revolutionize the country.

It's for real. It's nothing new really. Check this out. As posted/linked on FR a number of years ago.

[Enchante]

Once someone can invent a way to turn bulls##t into fuel leftists will all be rich.

[Enchante]

actually, fuel would then be so cheap that no one could make a whole lotta money on it.....

[maine-iac7]

http://pressherald.mainetoday.com/business/stories/070429landfill.html

Landfill going on the grid

[AZLiberty]

The article, unlike a previous one, fails to mentions Bell's chief claim to credibility: he invented powdered peanut butter.

[Edward Watson]

I sure hope this is true. Still, the source is WorldNetDaily, and I’m always skeptical of them - Joseph Farah is to blame ... his bigotry caused me to remove it from my sources of news.

[TChad]

Precisely. Where will we learn of future bat boys? How will we know which candidates the aliens support?

Such a loss.

[ApplegateRanch]

Will it turn liberals into fuel too?

"Soylent Sludge is Liberals!"

[chuckles]

...."does the entire biosphere turn into gasoline?"....

I thought the same thing. We already have a bug to do this with cellulose, but the cost of mass producing it is still too high. If they get the bugs to mate, we may have the problem you suggest. I was listening to the financial channels the other day and they have a bug designed to make gasoline, but when it pi$$es the gas out, it dies because the gas kills it. They seem to be able to genetically alter a bacteria to do just about anything they want now.

[Caipirabob]

World Net Daily also reported a case of demonic posession recently.

I happen to believe in that. Ever watch Congress on CSPAN? 'Nuff said...

[SuziQ]

I hope he turns Kudzu into gasoline.

If this method actually works, he will! Just think, an unlimited supply of gasoline for the entire South, cause that kudzu seems to grow a foot a day!