[E. Cartman]

Wrong. The Kosovo Parliament has already said it will protect the rights of the Serbian minority.

Excellent point. And we know that assertion's almost as truthful as McCain's that he really is a conservative.

[Regulator]

The Kosovo Parliament has already said it will protect the rights of the Serbian minority

Oh no, I believe them!

The right to kneel before the Muslim Caliph and beg for mercy, the right to pay Jizya, the right to convert or be killed.

Call it the Muslim Bill of Rights for the Damnable Dhimmis!