[Mr. Jeeves]

Environmentalists demand “roadless” national parks and now they are upset that people won’t visit them. Do I have this right?

Well, they want you come and pay a big fee and ride the biodiesel shuttle around the carefully roped-off visitor's area. Just don't touch anything. ;)

[TYVets]

Time to cut wages and lay off personnel.

I am sure they have done that since attendance is down.