[Eagles6]

A real man only needs 2 tools, duct tape and wd-40.

If it moves and shouldn't, use duct tape.

If it should move and doesn't, use wd-40.

[Stoat]

If it should move and doesn't, use wd-40.

And if it STILL doesn't move, this means that you aren't using a big enough hammer  :-)

[YummiBox]

"A real man only needs 2 tools, duct tape and wd-40."

I've chosen two other tools - just as effective:

A hammer and a cell phone.

If smashing it doesn't work - I call a professional to do it for me.