The following excerpt from page 4203 of LindaTripp's grand jury testimony may indicate a cause of action exists against Monica for Bill's leg injury while visiting Greg Norman's house in Florida:
“Q: And please describe to the grand jury what that--why don't you read that notation [Tripp kept notes of some of her conversations with Monica] and explain to them what it means.
A: Monica had said that the President had been in Florida and called her on a weekday at 2:30 in the morning, that Mrs. Clinton was not there, and that virtually the entire conversation, its entire length, was dedicated to phone sex, which she described as incredible.
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Q: As incredible. What would make that incredible, versus any other phone sex? Do you know?
A: Only that it would stand out more than others for length and satisfying. I--Monica was analyzing throughout this whole conversation that we had in which I took the notes, the ebbs and flows, the ups and downs, the cause and effect of different happenings and she hypothesized that, you know, well, Mrs. Clinton wasn't there and he was away and maybe that contributed to his sense of freedom. As I said, these are only things she said to me.”
Okay, here's the theory: Bill and Monica's phone conversation was so exciting for Bill that it caused too much blood flow away from his brain and to, uh, somewhere else. The result? He gets lightheaded, stumbles down Norman's stairs, and hurts his leg. Open and shut case? Perhaps Alan Dershowitz would take it on a contingent basis.