Isn’t that the punchline to some joke?
Yes, and that's why this whole thing is so ironically funny!
Airplane filled with passengers at cruising altitude. Suddenly the engines fail and it goes into a dive. The passengers know they're doomed.
A middle-aged female passenger jumps up from her seat near the front, turns to the rest of the passengers, rips open her blouse, and screams,
"I'm not ready to die yet! Before I die, I want the best man on this plane to come forward and make me feel like a woman!"The passenger cabin goes silent, as a gorgeous young man, with chiseled features and a physique like a Greek god slowly stands up, and begins to walk deliberately up the aisle toward the woman.
She is awe-struck, and her breath is heavy. He's everything she could ever want. Perspiration breaks out on her upper lip and she begins breathing even more heavily.
He's only ten feet away, and slowly unbuttons his own shirt, removing it with the practiced precision of a movie star. The woman sees his perfect chest, and her own chest heaves as she lets out a huge panting sigh and her knees go weak with desire.
He's now only an arm's length away, reaching out to her with his open hand, his shirt grasped in the other. She can hardly get her breath. She whispers huskily,
"Oh my God, YES!! Make me feel like a woman!! I'll do anything you want!!!"He drops his open hand, lifts the other toward her, and says,
"Iron my shirt. Bitch."