Didn't "Osama" in his last "audio" wax poetic about the USA mortgage crisis? It probably troubles all serious Al Qaeda leaders. Methinks it be little Adam behind the Osama mask at this point. How long will our CIA audio experts have to keep pretending Osama is still alive, and "authenticating" his audiotapes?
“Thanks for tearing up your passport, Schmuck; it was taking us too long to do it for you through bureaucratic channels.”
I am reasonably sure that, like John Kerry, he tore up someone else’s passport, just in case things get HOT in Pakistan and he has to move.
Remember, it is OK for them to LIE to the dhimmi’s.