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Iowahawk: Three Cheers For the Iowa Caucuses!
Iowahawk | 12/19/07 | David Burge

Posted on 12/19/2007 9:16:51 AM PST by IowaHawk

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We are from I-o-way!
1 posted on 12/19/2007 9:16:55 AM PST by IowaHawk
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To: IowaHawk
Outstanding as always, Dave! Personally I like:

Iowans have a long tradition of political centrism borne of a strong libertarian desire to steer clear of government interference, along with an equally strong desire for federal subsidy checks to help better enjoy the government non-interference.

Eggzackly! I'm for smaller gummint myself as long as the dang welfare checks don't bounce. If'n that ain't centrism I don't know what is.

2 posted on 12/19/2007 9:24:57 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: IowaHawk

it is pretty lame that Iowa plays such a role.

Still, it is not as bad as that wierdo New Hampshire going so early.


3 posted on 12/19/2007 9:25:43 AM PST by Retired Greyhound
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To: IowaHawk

So tell me again why Iowans are supporting Huckabee ?

If that’s what Iowa is offering the country as a product of their superior test scores, we now know how shallow that test is.


4 posted on 12/19/2007 9:27:40 AM PST by cinives (On some planets what I do is considered normal.)
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To: IowaHawk
Iowa, much to do about a state where the state bird is a corn worm. What they are expecting a whopping 40 to 50 thousand turn out.
5 posted on 12/19/2007 9:30:39 AM PST by org.whodat (What's the difference between a Democrat and a republican????)
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To: IowaHawk

Great read, thanks. Now for an OT question. I really miss reading the reports from Z-Man, now that he’s partying ‘downstairs’ with the big red guy. Any other Jihadis likely to take over as foreign correspondent?


6 posted on 12/19/2007 9:33:11 AM PST by BreitbartSentMe (Ex-Dem since 2001 *Folding@Home for the Gipper - Join the FReeper Folders*)
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"So tell me again why Iowans are supporting Huckabee ?"

1. Free Ethanol-based government bible program
2. Tasty P-Funk / Bootsy Collins bass lines

7 posted on 12/19/2007 9:33:30 AM PST by IowaHawk
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I really miss reading the reports from Z-Man...

(Sniff!) Yeah, me too. I think the Hawk's still in mourning. It takes time to heal, y'know...

8 posted on 12/19/2007 9:36:17 AM PST by Billthedrill
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"Iowa, much to do about a state where the state bird is a corn worm"

Wrong! For your information, (a) the State Bird is the Eastern Goldfinch; and (b) the state nematode is called the corn borer.

9 posted on 12/19/2007 9:37:36 AM PST by IowaHawk
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Z-man’s gone, but Motivational Team-Builder Consultant Ayman al-Zawahiri will be back.


10 posted on 12/19/2007 9:40:02 AM PST by IowaHawk
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Z-man’s gone, but Motivational Team-Builder Consultant Ayman al-Zawahiri will be back. Yeah!!! With new PowerPoint slides?????
11 posted on 12/19/2007 9:41:44 AM PST by BreitbartSentMe (Ex-Dem since 2001 *Folding@Home for the Gipper - Join the FReeper Folders*)
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W00t! Someone needs to synergize the core competencies of Al-Q Inc to maximize stakeholder buy-in...


12 posted on 12/19/2007 9:42:01 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Bush_Democrat

Downloadable! With animation.


13 posted on 12/19/2007 9:42:37 AM PST by IowaHawk
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To: IowaHawk

Wrong, that is what i meant it to be. Iowa caucuses are irrelevant.


14 posted on 12/19/2007 9:43:10 AM PST by org.whodat (What's the difference between a Democrat and a republican????)
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To: IowaHawk

Some excellent points made here among them

“How fah is it to Hahvahd Yahd?” A long goddamn way from Cedar Rapids, pal. So start walking.

Iowans Are Smart. One area where Iowa is NOT moderate: the area of brains. Go ahead and snicker, but perennial statistics place Iowa at or near the top of standardized intelligence measures like the Iowa Test of Basic Skills and the Iowa City-based ACT college aptitude test. Yeah, I can hear all you crybaby inferior-intelligence states: “Waaaa! That’s because the refs are homers! Waaa!” Blubber about the refs all the way home on the short bus, Florida, because the IQ scoreboard says you just got PWN3D by the #1 Hawkeyes. Boo yeah!


15 posted on 12/19/2007 9:45:39 AM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: org.whodat

That’s corn borer, to you, sir.


16 posted on 12/19/2007 9:45:41 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (ENERGY CRISIS made in Washington D. C.)
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To: IowaHawk

Tease him with the question; What’s the Iowa state rock ?


17 posted on 12/19/2007 9:46:52 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (ENERGY CRISIS made in Washington D. C.)
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To: IowaHawk

Thanks you for your heroic efforts to put the Iowa caucuses into perfect context. I know I can sleep better at night knowing these brave and noble Iowans have been entrusted to do my thinking for me.


18 posted on 12/19/2007 9:47:34 AM PST by kevkrom (All those in favor of Thompson, don't raise your hand.)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

Iowa State Rock: Non-Threatening Melodic Soft (genus Air Supply)


19 posted on 12/19/2007 9:49:08 AM PST by IowaHawk
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To: IowaHawk

Starts with a “g”


20 posted on 12/19/2007 9:50:07 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (ENERGY CRISIS made in Washington D. C.)
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