I am moving to seattle in 08. You better damn well believe it will be Merry Christmas.
Here’s a card I got:
To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Whenever someone wishes me “Happy Holidays,” I always reply with “Merry Christmas.”
“Ah, let me have a solstice sandwich and a kwanze cup cake”
“OK Santa, anything else?”
“And a Christmas cookie please”
“How dare you!! Get out of my establishment, and take those reindeer with you.”
No wonder the suicide rate is so high up there
Merry Christmas to you too, my FRiend.
Merry CHRISTmas!
Those who celebrate Christmas will get the cookies. Those who deride those who are having a cheerful time should settle for the crumbs.
Welcome to NSCC, where Thought Crime is is real and free speech isn’t.
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Yes, this is very silly. People who don’t like Christmas should move to some place where it isn’t celebrated, such as Afghanistan or San Francisco.
It took folks about 20 minutes to get the 6 blocks from the freeway exit to the parking garage, and another 15-20 minutes to get their car into a slot.
Some folks were angy...some distressed....others were understanding after my apology and a quick bit of advice on how to most quickly get inside to spend money.
But, by far the persons who had to most positive attitudes, and expressed and displayed the sort of joy we prefer this time of year, were those people who took all of this delay and distraction and came by me standing in the rain and said,
THANK YOU....MERRY CHRISTMAS.
They, without exception, were women who had joy on their faces and a Christmas spirit in their heart.
Where are the Eid Al Adha cookies?
what’s the buffoon HR Officer’s name?
The secular police are at it again.
It is strange how I feel like a rebel for saying Merry Christmas.
Happy Jesus’s Birthday!
That’ll really work on their minds.