Will thinks if he can get a bunch of monkeys to play baseball, then Darwin was right. Problem is he can’t.
If a monkey bangs away at a typewriter twice a week for ten years it could write an M. Dowd column.~ M Savage~
I say both creationists and evolutionists are correct.
Creationists are created!
dEvolutionists are the accidental unwanted retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel!