Posted on 12/02/2007 8:19:51 AM PST by doug from upland
NOTE: as I have traditionally done, Christmas songs telling the news of the day will only be the secular songs.
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2007 DFU CHRISTMAS PARODIES:
OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS
PARADE OF THE WOODEN SOLDIERS
I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER
CHIPMUNK CHRISTMAS SONG
Oh, Erin Burnett is frightful...and her jokes hardly delightful
Let's tell CNBC so...she must, she must go, she must go
Just what was that woman thinking...perhaps it was heavy drinking
Let's tell CNBC so...she must go, she must go, she must go
While she's doing financial news...using "monkey" for our president
She is far from professional...that should be quite evident
What made her think it was funny...you are really foolish, honey
Let's tell CNBC so...she must, she must go, she must go
I think the term airhead's fitting...no, Erin, we're not kidding
Let's tell CNBC so...she must go, she must go, she must go
Her network she's representing...what's with the foolish venting
Let's tell CNBC so...she must go, she must go, she must go
While she's doing financial news...using "monkey" for our president
She is far from professional...that should be quite evident
With her smoking hot bod and nice hair...some suggest she slept her way there
Let's tell CNBC so...she must go, she must go, she must go
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