[uglybiker]

ALERT! This one can see!

[Jack Hammer]

1. I am a MEMBER of the Illuminati.

2. They do not need my internet address, inasmuch as they beam their messages directly into my brain.

3. If you would like to apply for membership, you may send a brief resume, with your reasons for desiring to join, to:

Earl Sfinks
Mississippi Okra Growers Association
Okra, Mississippi

You will be contacted (until then, do not wear any hats made of metal or metallic alloys).