“Who the he** doesn’t know squirrels can climb trees?”
The “DUH” award of the day!
I’ve got some pretty “big reds” in my backyard. They are twice the size of the greys.
Just an FYI, woodchucks can climb trees too; and if you spot one, they look like a ginormous squirrel.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?