The rats need some help with job qualifications for public office. Here is my list of qualifications:
- Driving off bridges in a drunken state
- Letting your date drown after driving off a bridge
- Driving under the influence after a long Senate session
- Molesting teenage boys
- Storing cold cash
- Advising rape victims to “put some ice on it”
- Making a killing in the futures market
- Inability to recall any facts under oath
- Obstructing justice and lying about sex with interns
- Hiding billing records
- Unindicted co-conspirator to bribery charges
- Rezoning desert property
- Impeachment from a federal judge position
This list is probably incomplete. Every month we seem to have another rat scandal and successful rat coverup.
“Letting your date drown after driving off a bridge”
Don’t forget, she didn’t simply drown. She suffocated to death after TWO HOURS in an air pocket.
- Your live-in Sodomite partner operates a male brothel out of your townhouse (B Frank)
- War profiteering (Murtha)