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Iran more transparent, increases atomic drive
Yahoo/Reuters ^
| 11/15/2007
| Mark Heinrich
Posted on 11/15/2007 1:39:47 PM PST by glide625
Iran has made important strides toward transparency....
(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: darkshearesfault; huh; iran; iraniannukes
Check the Headline, YOU guys write the story! (Worst Headline Ever Category?)
My version: "In a bizarre event today, Iran startled the world, activated it's Atomic Drive, and leapt into Hyper space! Images from the Hubbel Telescope show Iran becoming ever more transparent as it approached Light Speed!"
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posted on
11/15/2007 1:39:49 PM PST
by
glide625
To: Xenalyte
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posted on
11/15/2007 1:40:32 PM PST
by
glide625
To: glide625
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posted on
11/15/2007 1:45:49 PM PST
by
edcoil
(Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
To: glide625; martin_fierro; Lazamataz; Bacon Man; Hap; humblegunner; Allegra; pax_et_bonum; Eaker; ...
I swear, you can't take your eyes off Ahmedinejad for a MINUTE.
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posted on
11/15/2007 1:45:49 PM PST
by
Xenalyte
(Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
To: glide625
Now you see em, now you don’t. Atomic Drive Causes invisability.
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11/15/2007 1:46:01 PM PST
by
irishtenor
(History was written before God said "Let there be light.")
To: glide625
“The IAEA said it remained unable to ascertain that Iran did not have a secret, parallel military enrichment program because Tehran was still denying inspector visits to anything but its few declared nuclear facilities.”
You’ll note the headline infers Iran is complying when in fact they’re not. Thanks Reuters, we get it, you love Iran.
To: glide625
Did they mean “invisible” instead of “transparent?”
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posted on
11/15/2007 1:57:33 PM PST
by
CPOSharky
(Energy plan: Build refineries and nuke plants, drill for our oil, mine our coal.)
To: CPOSharky
No, they had to go in sequence: Solid, opaque, translucent, transparent, clear then invisible.
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11/15/2007 2:13:57 PM PST
by
Deguello
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