Al Qaeda Declares Internet Jihad (Free Republic is mentioned ...they don't like us)

mypetjawa.mu ^ | October 30, 2007 | By Dr. Rusty Shackleford

[Dog]

Al Qaeda's online community is threatening all out cyber war against counter jihadis.

Bring. It. On. B- - - - - -. DEBKA:

In a special Internet announcement in Arabic, picked up DEBKAfile’s counter-terror sources, Osama bin Laden’s followers announced Monday, Oct. 29, the launching of Electronic Jihad. On Sunday, Nov. 11, al Qaeda’s electronic experts will start attacking Western, Jewish, Israeli, Muslim apostate and Shiite Web sites. On Day One, they will test their skills against 15 targeted sites expand the operation from day to day thereafter until hundreds of thousands of Islamist hackers are in action against untold numbers of anti-Muslim sites....

Our sources say the instructions come in simple language and are organized in sections according to target. They offer would-be martyrs, who for one reason or another are unable to fight in the field, to fulfill their jihad obligations on the Net. These virtual martyrs are assured of the same thrill and sense of elation as a jihadi on the “battlefield.”

In effect, say DEBKAfile’s counter-terror experts, al Qaeda is retaliating against Western intelligence agencies’ tactics, which detect new terrorist sites and zap them as soon as they appear.

I got news for al Qaeda: There are no Western intelligence agencies systematically shutting your websites down. That's just not what the intelligence community does.

That would be us shutting down your websites. Jawa community members. Internet Haganah readers. Freepers. A few others.

Just a handful of people. With not particular set of skills. It's not so much that we are particularly good at what we do, it's just that you guys suck like there's no tomorrow. Let's face it online jihadis, you are pathetic weak pieces of shit. If you had any real balls you would go out and do actual jihad. Instead you sit in momma's basement editing films.

You are cowards. You are pathetic. You are fools. You are nothing.

If we wanted to, we would take down all your websites. We choose not to. Keep that in mind. A little bit of paranoia would do you well.

We. Are. Watching. You......BITCHES!

H/T: Skeptic

[Dog]

Everyone wave hi to Osamas followers.

BRING IT!!!

[A. Morgan]

BUMP!

[jpl]

Free Republic is mentioned ...they don't like us.

The feeling is mutual, Hajjis!

[Dog]

We hit a nerve.

[BallyBill]

Trick or Treat!

[nmh]

What a bunch of whiny WIMPS!

All talk and no action.

Bring it on ... sissies!

[Allegra]

Bring it, al Qaeda. Come on, you cowards.

I'm in your backyard.

And I have never feared you.

Rooh' naeesh, al Qaeda.

[Pistolshot]

If we wanted to, we would take down all your websites

Works both ways, Acmed, it works both ways.

[kinsman redeemer]

They don't like us because Muhammad was a child molester and we're not.

They don't like us because Muhammad was a murderer and we're not.

They don't like us because Muhammad was a mental case and we're not.

[Old Sarge]

I hereby put forth some ideas for names for the anti-Jihad:

Cyber-Crusader
COBOL Commando
Remote Ranger
Kerberos Knight
Firewall Freedom Fighter
T-1 Templar

[Allegra]

Oh, and by the way, al Qaeda...

Neener, neener, neener!

You lost the war!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

[DejaJude]

Do the virtual martyrs get virtual virgins?

[Spok]

Osama Bin Laden can kiss my rosy red Welch hard drive!

[savedbygrace]

Is this like Scrappleface?

[kinsman redeemer]

They don't like us because Muhammad was no photogenic and we are.

[anton]

Uh oh! Does this mean I have to fish the Kuran out of my outhouse hole number 1! Yuck!

[3AngelaD]

See also “Taking Down Terror Websites” at: http://www.washingtontimes.com/article/20071029/COMMENTARY/110290009

[ari-freedom]

I guess this means they gave up on actually trying to kill people

[xcamel]

What are the chances that the 300,000 dns requests per hour against FR have something to do with AQ and the loony left (causing the long delays)... ?????

[reagandemocrat]

Attention FReeper pigdogs!

We have invaded your so-called internet chatroom, and with the help of ALLAH (piss be upon him) we declare JIHAD ON YOU.

You snivelling infidels will feel the burning rot of Muhahamid’s flatulence in your direction!

HHAAAHAAAAA

[mnehring]

Ping

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

I wonder if they are collaborating with Bill & Hill.

[Gritty]

[lexington minuteman 1775]

They mess with us...we shall ZOT them.
It will be Hugh and Series!

[Bahbah]

Rooh' naeesh, al Qaeda.

Don't know what that is, but if it's good enough for you to say to them, it's good enough for me :)

[listenhillary]

They have the same goals I suppose.

[GOPJ]

BRING IT!!!

Are you saying to "Bring it on"? We'll see what they're made of - - but I suspect we're made of stronger stuff.

[4yearlurker]

Wow,since they are watching us maybe I shoundn’t refer to them as rags anymore.

OOpps,there I go again!

[skinkinthegrass]

MOLON LABE :)
You sleep w/ sheep/goats
....and rem: have a nice day.

[gathersnomoss]

Liberals and AlQaeda do think alike.

[mdittmar]

So if they succeed,do they get 72 more bytes of ram?

[null and void]

They don’t like us? I wonder why?

[airborne]

Here's lookin' at you, Mo! EAT ME !!

[lonevoice]

Al Qaeda wants to attack FR? I wonder if Bill O’Reilly knows what strange bedfellows he has made?

[mnehring]

So let me get this straight, there are a bunch of jihad nerds in their mommies basement, covered in zits, eating pop tarts, playing warcraft, and threatening to hack us? LOL.. I can hear their warcry now..

ALLAH CLEARASIL

[mickey finn]

Durka, durka. Mohamed Jihad.

[airborne]

They don’t like us? I wonder why?

Penis envy. That's why they hump camels, rape little girls and wish for virgins. They have very small penises.

[theDentist]

Is it true that the english translation of Al-Qaeda is “Sexual Molester of Pigs”?

[Diogenesis]

Two things come to mind.

First, is it not interesting that the hatreds of the
Democrats and al Qaeda are identical.

Second, behind these sites are ideas ..... and ideas are bulletproof.

Stay safe, Allegra.

[Vinnie]

Islamic hacker. My first mental picture is a scimitar in hand.

Re; my tag line,

We’re SOMEBODY!

[Dog]

No...the Jawa Report has been taking down jihadi websites for a while....Rusty is good.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“Abdul! If you stop pedaling the generator machine, I will never be able to get online at Free Republic!”
“Achmed! I pedal as fast as I can in sandals! It’s your turn to pedal the generator machine!”
“Abdul! Why do you keep going to the online pretty camel site?”
“Achmed! It’s a better site than your lovely goat site!”

[BOBTHENAILER]

We. Are. Watching. You......BITCHES!

LET ME KNOW WHAT I CAN DO1111111

I WANT TO MAKE THESE JIHADIS FEEL WORSE THAN THEIR MOTHERS, when they take a break from goats and camels and really LOVE their Mothers.

[TexasRepublic]

Silly muslim types! My dog waves his privates at your aunties. I blow my nose in your general direction! Your mother wears combat boots and your father smells of elderberries. /Python taunt

[lormand]

"Rooh' naeesh, al Qaeda."

I don't know what it means, but coming from you, I second it.

[Moose4]

Deus Vult, ragheads. Come get some.

And for you musically inclined jihadi types, suck on this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymLJz3N8ayI

}:-)4

[Blue Highway]

no now they get a virtual version of Helen Thomas instead of the real version.

[lormand]

History repeats itself.

I just wish it was my hand that killed the last jihadist.

[Libloather]

...in action against untold numbers of anti-Muslim sites....

How many would that be - a kajillion? Busy little bees - those jihadists...

[Cementjungle]

Liberals and AlQaeda do think alike.

The word "lockstep" comes to mind.