Oooohhh! Aren't Nazis funny!!!
Posted on 10/23/2007 1:14:31 PM PDT by Cat loving Texan
And now ... that column written by Justin! This is the column in the school newspaper sent the principal into a panic ... running around and confiscating uncirculated copies of the column. I've asked Justin if he would like to write a piece every now and then for Nealz Nuze! I'll let you know how that works out for us.
by Justin Jones Published on: 10/23/07
For a millennium, the world has been plagued with stupid people corrupting society and bastardizing the value of life for all of mankind.
The intellectually handicapped have been reproducing at a substantially greater rate than those with a fully functional brain.
The problem of the unintelligent reproducing is, and has been, a serious threat to society that has gone unchecked for far too long. It is the responsibility of man to solve this problem before a reverse Darwinism takes effect.
It is depressing to think (especially at the high school age) that people with a high IQ are generally stereotyped as "geeks" or "nerds" because they choose to do more intellectually stimulating activities like homework, and reading, instead of those activities preferred by their peers like power lifting, full contact football without head protection, or crushing cans on one's head. So while the intelligent are exiled from the masses, the ignorant are cherished and embraced.
Due to the substantial amount of low IQ reproduction and relatively low amount of high IQ reproduction, the intelligent become fewer and farther between.
Since mankind obviously cannot control itself enough to make strides for the future, the populace spins into an out of control state of reverse Darwinism where the stupid people survive and the smart people perish.
Some form of action must be taken, one which can be governed effectively and immediately to pull a populace from a malevolent tailspin toward disaster.
First off, charity should be outlawed. No longer should people be allowed to use their children as a source of income. People who cannot afford to have kids simply should not have kids. Unemployment benefits also must be disbanded — go get a job. That isn't to say those with disabilities should not be helped, but not with handouts, just a hand. One of the greatest minds of the century, Stephen Hawking, is immobile. Yet the courageous Mr. Hawking still manages to make strides in the areas of physics, despite being confined to his wheelchair.
Second, the government should compile a standardized test to thoroughly analyze any and all 5th grade students in the country for IQ levels. Based on the results of the test, those who perform in the bottom 25 percent should be executed. The executions will not be inhumane; simple lethal injections while one sleeps would be sufficient. With the bottom of every class systematically removed, over time the world would inevitably thrive and prosper like never before.
It is true that, without the unintelligent, there will be no one to mess up one's order at the local fast food joint, or people on the news to give one something humorous to talk about at the water cooler at work the next morning, but that is a sacrifice, as a race, that simply must be made.
I heard Boortz read this and talk to the kid, it was VERY CLEAR that they were pushing for eugenics (or at the very least population control).
Jonathan Swift’s classic satire “A Modest Proposal” was a scathing indictment of attempts to limit reproduction.
Ain’t that the truth!!
It’s not hard to understand why Government spends so much time and effort protecting the mentally defective from themselves, however — the brain damaged make up most of the Democratic voting base.
Oooohhh! Aren't Nazis funny!!!
I’m with you, buddy.
Some things just ain’t funny.
Eugenics is one of those things.
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Neal Boortz made his pro-eugenics feelings very clear today.
May the dumb jocks sire geeks and nerds, so that they will learn to appreciate those they once pushed into lockers. :-)
If Boortz really believes in that crap, then he just lost one potential audience member.
Hey, I don't invoke the Nazis at the drop of a hat. Far be it for me to prove Godwin's Law. But when people start talking about how nice it would be to exterminate the untermenschen, Nazis naturally spring to mind.
When I first read this I couldn’t help but imagine some left-wing moonbat professor typing out his true feelings before actually typing out some paper arguing for more educational funding or more government control over children. Then as he hits send on his email client realizes he sent out the wrong paper.
And don’t you just love the “reverse Darwinism” thing? I couldn’t get over that line. It was great.
...reverse Darwinism? Ponder the thought for a moment. In the authors (satirical) argument, that would actually make the stupid people more fit, making his argument paradoxical.
Someone needs to tell this kid that smarmy narcisissism and a snotty attitude are not substitutes for intelligence...he's not nearly as smart as he thinks he is.
I listened very closely to the conversation he had with the writer. The only conclusion I could draw is that they were both “concerned” that less intelligent people reproduce at a higher rate than more intelligent people.
Sorry but I heard the kid interviewed and he was one of the most articulate yooung people I have heard. He was articulate and didn’t lose throw away words like like and you know.
With the current state of the American voter there are some very dumb people. The idea of executing the stupid is crazy but sometimes you have to demonstrate absurdity with absurdity.
Actually, modern “liberals” have a huge fertility gap with conservatives.
It’s like 140/100 vs 208/100.
Mostly abortion, homosexuality and not wanting to sacrifice their lifestyle to have to raise and pay for children.
If people were properly educated, there wouldn’t be enough “dumb” people to keep ol’ Neal up at night.
How jejune.
No sweat. I’ll note that the little (p word here) that wrote the piece only ‘just’ missed your call (a good call BTW) by not calling them Schlammleute.
To see that level of arrogance in a high school aged person is a fright, and well before Holloween to boot!
Schlammleute???
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