Wow! It’s nice to meet people who are even sicker and more medieval than me.
I'm here for the free lessons. And popcorn.
Look, if anyone ever deserved a necktie party, that would be Saddam, his two evil thug sons, and Chemical Ali.
Unfortunately, Ali’s crimes are so horrific there can never be “justice” for them. You would have to execute and revive him at least 180,000 times.
But I guarantee you there will be celebration among the relatives of his legions of victims at the news.
I was thinking a pair of pliers and a blow torch for starters.