A 6-year-old Park Slope girl is facing a $300 fine from the city for doing what city kids have been doing for decades: drawing a pretty picture with common sidewalk chalk.
There goes Hopscotch and society as we know it with it.
What's next outlawing 'Jacks'?
(And forget Marbles. Those are lethal weapons now.)
Jacks you mean those six sided pointy things carpet ninjas leave around the house for unsuspecting adults to step on while barefoot?
I thought they were outlawed with lawn darts and other tools of the trade for carpet ninjas.