Years ago, while still in uniform, I had the opportunity to represent the Army in some Public Speaking Forums. To lighten things up a little, I use to lead off with a joke that went like this: “Do you know the difference between a fairy tale and a war story”? After a pause, I would respond “A fairy tale starts off with ..Once upon a time..A war story starts of with ..No S—t, there I was”. Both should be listened to with a little skepticism.
Roger that.