[saganite]

Kalifornia. Busy deconstructing its infrastructure.

[concentric circles]

Would anyone notice if there were no smelt?

Of course, a small handful of socialist screamers would notice, but really, would anyone notice?

[Cinnamon]

"One fish screening device costs $7 million to purchase and $600,000 annually to maintain" ...... ...... I'll give them a cheaper deal