To: ejonesie22; Petronski; ElkGroveDan; mnehrling
17 posted on
09/18/2007 9:17:09 AM PDT by
lormand
(Ron Paul - Surrender/Suicide Monkey for GOP nominee and a steaming POS)
To: lormand
Maybe The View they could give Elizabeth the day off and have Ron Paul sit in to interview Barry Manilow.
60 posted on
09/18/2007 9:46:14 AM PDT by
ElkGroveDan
(Take the wheel, Fred.)
To: lormand
Could I get on your “Paulistinian” ping list?
Thanks.
H
69 posted on
09/18/2007 10:01:59 AM PDT by
SnakeDoctor
("Don't worry. History will get it right ... and we'll both be dead." - George W. Bush to Karl Rove)
To: lormand; ejonesie22; Allegra
Introducing the
Apple iRon The
Apple iRon is the newest addition to the iPod line-up.
The Apple iRon comes in a groovy tye-dye color print to remind you of your nostalgic hippie years.
The Applie iRon holds only one album and is preloaded with
Larry the Cable Guy's Morning Constitutions
Disclaimer:Even though the term 'Constitution' is used in the title and is said in many lyrics, the album the iRon is loaded with is in no way related to the United States Constitution.
The iRon is known to stick on repeat. This is not a flaw, this is how the iRon works.
The iRon often replaces lyrics with its own.
Do not criticize the performance of the iRon, it will short out the electronics and shock your hand.
The iRon should never be used as a defensive against attack.
The iRon cannot be used as a flotation device.
The iRon is known to cause cultish and paranoid tendencies.
The iRon is not responsible for 9.11, but it if you play some of the songs backwards, it will blame President Bush for it.
Consult your doctor before using the iRon. In a related story, Apple also announces a new advertising campaign with the iRon- the iJihad.
According to Steve Jobs, this campaign is meant to reach out to the target audience of the iRon.
80 posted on
09/18/2007 10:45:52 AM PDT by
mnehring
(Thompson/Hunter 08 -- Fred08.com - The adults have joined the race.)
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