ISLAM HUNTS CARTOONIST

Nealz Nuze/Yahoo News ^ | 17 Sept 2007 | Neal Boortz

[Turret Gunner A20]

ISLAM HUNTS CARTOONIST

While we're talking about the peaceful, serene, wonderfully loving religion of Islam, this item: The leader of al Qaeda in Iraq is offering money for whoever kills the Swedish cartoonist who dared to insult Islam!

"We are calling for the assassination of cartoonist Lars Vilks who dared insult our Prophet, peace be upon him, and we announce a reward during this generous month of Ramadan of $100,000 for the one who kills this criminal." (See link below.)

Ooo but get this. You will get $150,000 if you "slaughter him like a lamb." That, I guess, means slice his throat open. Isn't that just sweet? The man draws a picture of the Prophet Muhammad with a dog's body and now the peaceful religion he depicted wants to kill him.

Now let's see if CAIR posts any condemnation of this offer on their website any time soon.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070915/ap_on_re_mi_ea/al_qaida_cartoonist

[Turret Gunner A20]

Don't cha just love the way these slimeballs celebrate their highest religous holiday?

And the demos want to give in to these savages.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Mo-ham-ed (piss be upon him) was an acolyte of the devil.

[Red Badger]

Rama-lama-ding-dong?...............

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

piss on islam

[Red Badger]

Acolyte? Hell, I think he was a full fledged DEMON!...............

[Sarajevo]

What Bullsh*t

Tehran -- Iranian cattle farmer Gofauk Yousef Fukir came upon what appears to be one of the most holy of cow pies ever today while tending his herd. It seems his prize Bull Osama plopped out a turd with an uncanny likeness to the most holy prophet, Mohammed.

"This is no ordinary bullsh*t," insisted Gofauk Yousef. "This sh*t is like something directly from Allah above. It hardly even smells. Well, maybe a little. But I haven't bathed in two years, so who can say, yes?"

A team of Iranian bullsh*tologists, dispatched from Tehran university's religious artifacts division was pulled away from evaluating the booty they plundered from the Iraqi museum during the early days of the Iraq / US war to examine Gofauk Yousef's religious crap. After careful study they confirmed that the cow patty did indeed take on the appearance of manure from heaven.

"Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t!!" Gofauk Yousef could be heard calling out to his friends and family, all the while sporting a wide smile befitting someone who had quite literally just stepped in heavenly sh*t, "Pack up the tent. We're going to Disneyland!" This is the profit I've been waiting for from all these years of tending goddamned cows".

[angkor]

Repeat of Rushdie incident.

Has Sweden yet issued arrest warrants for this yoyo and his cohorts for: conspiracy to commit murder; solicitation of murder; dissemination of hate ideas.

It may not help catch the principals, but it would certainly send the right message to Sweden’s Muslim residents (e.g. in Malmo).

[Sarajevo]

I just had to do that!

[2banana]

What is Islam based on?

Mohammed went into “trances” and fits (like epileptic fits) when he was given the “word of God” and would shout out what he was told. These would be written down by his followers. This is the makeup of the Koran.

When Mohammed was just walking and talking and acting like “normal”, his words and deeds were written down by his followers and this went into the Hadith. Now, acting “normal” for Mohammed was taking 12+ wives (including a 6 year old), taking slaves (including sex slaves), executing infidels, conducting raids for treasure, etc.

Now, this is where it gets complicated.

A large part of the words he spoke in trances were “taken back” by Mohammed. He determined them to be the work of the devil (thus they are called the “Satanic Verses” and these are the same verses that Mr. Salman Rushdie got in trouble for writing about).

Now, how Mohammed determined which verses were from God and which were from Satan I do not know.

Also, there were literally dozens of widely different versions of the Koran and Hadith floating around for several hundred years after Mohammed death until a Fatwah was decreed to destroy all but one version. Now, even Mohammed could not remember what he was told by God and forgot it (those are his words as written in the Hadith) so I do not know how the powers in charge decided which was the correct version.

Also according to the Hadith, Mohammed turned people into monkeys, you can determine a child’s sex depending on whether the male or female has an orgasm first (that advice came directly from the Angel Gabriel), dogs and cats are evil and should be killed, that the devil lives in your nose at night (and how to get rid of him in the morning), chess is forbidden, muslims have one intestine while infidels have seven, don’t pray looking up or your eyes will be snatched away, that one wing of a fly is poison but the other is the cure, that drinking camel urine is good for you and I could go on.

And that Mohammed himself didn’t even know if he was going to heaven. If even Mohammed doesn’t know, what chance does the average muslim have?

And for some non-PC info, Mohammed was described as a white man.

Now, if you can bear it, to compare to the Gospels of New Testament.

Jesus was someone who lived a very humble life and was killed for basically saying he was a King and Son of God (blasphemy) by the powers in charge (Roman and Jewish). The government wanted Jesus destroyed and wanted his growing movement destroyed (as it threatened their power). If, after 3 days, the followers of Jesus proclaimed he has risen from the dead, (just as he predicted), and is truly our Savior, the High Officials would have wanted to destroy such a “myth.” They could have easily done this by producing the dead body of Jesus and saying “Your Messiah is still dead and so is your movement” or producing many eye witnesses of the dead Jesus. But they couldn’t.

The letters that make up the New Testament were written by the eye witnesses of the events of Jesus. They were written in just one generation when many other eye witnesses were still alive. They were written without collusion from other Apostles. Even if any of the Apostles wanted to “add” to the “myth” of Jesus, they would have done so in a very disjointed and easily detectable fashion. Yet, the main Gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke and John) that describe the life of Jesus are amazingly in harmony with one another and the small differences are consistent with what we would see today if four people witnessed a major event and wrote about the event apart from each other. The Gospels can be traced back to their sources and are basically unchanged from their originals.

The Bible is the most investigated historical document in the history of the world. It has been investigated by scientists, philosophers and archeologists using technology undreamed of when the Bible was written. It is been desperately tried to be “disproved” for over 2000 years, yet, the Bible still stands as the truth.

The stories of Jesus still make sense to us today. It may be because they are true, it may be because they are based in love or it may be because they were written to tell the people of the Word of God.

Regards,

2banana

[The Great RJ]

One thing Islam can’t tolerate is tolerance.

[yoe]

"...dared insult our Prophet..." Our Prophet is it now, not the Prohpet of the worlds.....dolts, idiots.....Cartoonists of the World Arise and Draw Cartoons showing the Religion of Peace for what it and their Prohpet really is.

[evets]

Hapyy Allah-ween!

[Uncle Miltie]

It's so hard to react to these stories without a picture, doncha think?

[Uncle Miltie]

"One thing Islam can’t tolerate is tolerance."

Or, Free Speech.

Or, Humor.

[KenHorse]

Is it me or does just about every cartoon of this type seem to be drawn by a 3 year old?

[Uncle Miltie]

But not all.

[SoKatt]

Ha ha ha! That’s GREAT! Is that you?!?

[CommerceComet]

About thousand years ago, Lars Vilks’ Viking forefathers would have responded by chopping this Muslim’s head off and delivering it to his village which the Viking would then proceed to plunder. This won’t happen because one of these societies became civilized while the other wants to stay mired in backwardness. What the Muslims need is the same thing that turned the Vikings from their evil ways: Christianity.

[Turret Gunner A20]

re: # 14

Or truth.

[Wil H]

Is that a dog or a pig?