(Paul v Clinton) DFU receives Fed-Ex from Norman Hsu! Could this be his real Hsuicide note?

Norman Hsu? ^ | 9-14-07 | Norman Hsu?

[doug from upland]

FR POST ABOUT THE SUICIDE NOTE

Here is the letter I just received by Fed-Ex. I don't know whether someone is playing a joke on me or this is real. You decide.

[Red Badger]

I’m gonna call BS on this one. Hillary! doesn’t drop hints or give warnings. She just attacks..............

[vpintheak]

LMBO!

[Keli Kilohana]

Did you get that fax via Pronto Copies in Waco, TX?

[RC2]

I surely hope the government has this guy, Hsu, on a suicide watch. It’s common in the Asian world to commit suicide if defaced. I still think he’ll disappear before ever getting to court. Seems to happen around the Clinton’s all the time.

[COBOL2Java]

Perhaps Hillary! can dispatch Tom Lantos (aka Bela Lugosi) to Hsu's bedside.

"At least Admiral Boorda had the decency to commit suicide!"

[maica]

I guess Hsuicide is the Lantos pronunciation.

Remember Admiral Boorda?

[khnyny]

I want to know - is this good or bad publicity for Fedex? Suicide by Fedex - I’m torn.

Fedex - when it absolutely, positively’s got to be there overnight.

[Disambiguator]

Fedex (in the good old days) used to sell these t-shirts in their company store that showed a 727 taking off (so the fuselage was at a steep upward angle) and the caption “We’re up all night so we can get it off on time!”

I always wondered why they stopped producing those.

;^)

[US at Risk]

That was choice, thanks.

[khnyny]

That’s funny. Someone in their art department had a sense of humour.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

“bill recipient”

[Bogtrotter52]

He will likely be added to the long list of Clinton associates to meet a questionable end. If I were selling life insurance, the rates for anyone friendly to them would be exceedingly high.

[Erasmus]

Fallin’ Norm in the Tahoe mud
Stick around to tell us all a tale
Well he fell in love with a Park Ridge girl
And now he’s dancing in the Grand Junction jail
Dancing in the Grand Junction jail

He took a million dollars off a Shanghai Joe
Brought a brand new Michigan twenty-gauge
He got all liquored up on that road house corn
Blew a hole in the hood of a yellow Corvette
A hole in the hood of a yellow Corvette

Bought an Amtrak ticket from a Cuban Chinese
And dyed his hair in the bathroom of a Texaco
With a pawnshop radio, quarter past four
He left California at the slamming of the door
Left California at the slamming of the door

I said Norm, Norm, he’s long gone
Gone to Colorado ain’t never coming home
I said Norm, Norm, he’s long gone
Gone to Colorado ain’t never coming home

He’s sitting in a sycamore in St. John’s wood
Soaking day-old bread in kerosene
Well he was blue as a robin’s egg and brown as a hog
He’s staying out of circulation ‘til the Feds get tired
Out of circulation ‘til the Feds get tired

Now the rain’s like gravel on an old tin roof
And the California Zephyr pulling out of the world
Now a head full of bourbon and a dream in the straw
And a Park Ridge girl was the cause of it all
A Park Ridge girl was the cause of it all

Well he’s riding in the shadow by the St. Joe ridge
The click-clack tapping of a blind man’s cane
He was pulling into Junction on a New Year’s Eve
One eye on a pistol and the other on the door
One eye on a pistol and the other on the door

I said Norm, Norm, he’s long gone
Gone to Colorado ain’t never coming home
I said Norm, Norm, he’s long gone
Gone to Colorado ain’t never coming home

Banging on the table with an old tin cup
Sing I’ll never kiss a Park Ridge girl again
Never kiss a Park Ridge girl again
I’ll never kiss a Park Ridge girl again

I said Norm, Norm, he’s long gone
Gone to Colorado y ain’t never coming home
I said Norm, Norm, he’s long gone
Gone to Fort Marcy ain’t never coming home

—with apologies to Tom Waits, “Gun Street Girl”

[Grampa Dave]

Doug, wish that your were here with Hill and I enjoying some campaign money and R&R.

Best regards,

The H$U Man!

[airborne]

It’s common in the Asian world to commit suicide if defaced.

Yes, but he didn't connit suicide, did he?

He got sick while on a train.

A train he got on after jumping bail.

IMHO,he was running in order to prevent his murder.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

ROFL!

WSJ note includes details of the AMTRAK capture of HSU:

Hsu Sent Suicide Note Before Disappearance

[Nick Thimmesch]

Bada Ping!

[doug from upland]

OPERA SENSATION PAUL POTTS SINGS NORMAN HSU - http://youtube.com/watch?v=CYUpmlszjFM

[weegee]

Maybe he’ll demand that Dr. Kevorkian come to the hospital and help him end it all.

After all, it isn’t a “quality life” to spend the rest of your days in jail or on the run from not only the police but Hillary’s goon squad.