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To: Reeses

It seems that if this passes, someone first has to make a complaint and then the offender gets warned; after that, subsequent complaints can invoke fines of $100.00/occurrence.

Smoking residents should buy a case of candles and several boxes of incense, hang a wreath of pot pourri in front of the ventilation intake, get a year’s supply of cabbage and a truckload of garlic, start cooking and settle in for a busier evening than the worst Halloween you ever saw.


12 posted on 09/12/2007 1:51:02 PM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: Old Professer

LMBO!


18 posted on 09/12/2007 1:55:21 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! "Read my lips....No new RINO's" !!)
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To: Old Professer; Reeses; Gabz; Diana in Wisconsin
Smoking residents should buy a case of candles and several boxes of incense, hang a wreath of pot pourri in front of the ventilation intake, get a year’s supply of cabbage and a truckload of garlic, start cooking and settle in for a busier evening than the worst Halloween you ever saw.>/i>

You all can borrow my son's cat. He can fill a litter box faster than Sea Biscuit! Just place in a strategic location :-D The smallest kitten can yowl "Christmas Bells" acapella. I can probably tape that for you, LOL. Hey how about that stuff that hunters use for scented lure? Stuff the vents with Eau de Civet soaked cotton balls. Be sure and wear a gas mask! That and the cabbage and onions will be a sure hit with birkenstock-wearing hippies everywhere! Lord I'm so ashamed of myself.

You couldn't pay me to even visit San Fransico, which is a shame because it is a beautiful city....

38 posted on 09/12/2007 5:39:10 PM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (Midnight Hallway Hockey scores: Cats 3-Humans 0)
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