[The Electrician]

If it is found, the carcass would likely be evidence in a case against Makah tribal members.

I can see it now...

Perry Mason, to judge: Your honor, I submit this 30-ton rotting whale carcass with a harpoon up its butt as Defense Exhibit B...

OK, so it's probably gonna be evidence for the prosecution, not the defense, but you get the picture anyways, right?

[Stoat]

 

If it is found, the carcass would likely be evidence in a case against Makah tribal members.

I can see it now...

Perry Mason, to judge: Your honor, I submit this 30-ton rotting whale carcass with a harpoon up its butt as Defense Exhibit B...

OK, so it's probably gonna be evidence for the prosecution, not the defense, but you get the picture anyways, right?

LMAO!

And FBI ballistics experts will draw straws among themselves to find the lucky one who puts on the Tyvek suit, cuts the giant incision in the carcass and is lowered inside the whale via a crane to retrieve the slug for ballistics analysis