[LibFreeOrDie]

Bin Laden also refers to recent US headline stories, referring to "the burden of interest-related debts, insane taxes and real estate mortgages; global warming and its woes."

Bin Laden subscribes to the New York Times?

[sourcery]

Bin Laden subscribes to the New York Times?

Whaddya mean reads? He does more than that!

[Global2010]

Is the New York Times printed in Arabic?

If he subscribes maybe intelligence should track him down via his delivery address. /sarc.

Old Bin Laden needs to lay off of that hubbly bubbly after dinner bong.

[BenLurkin]

The terrorists could just about be members of the NYT’s editorial staff.