[inkling]

Sen. Craig MAY just have an out in this case. All he needs to say is that when he was tapping his foot like this:

tap-tap tap-TAP-TAP-TAP
TAP-tap-TAP-TAP-TAP
TAP-TAP-tap-tap-TAP-TAP-tap-TAP-TAP

He was signaling "I am not gay" in Morse Code.

[untwist]

The part that is not clearly explained in the story is that the tapping is the guy stretching his foot under the stall and tapping his neighbor’s shoe. I didn’t get this until Craig made the story that this is all a big misunderstanding and he just has an extra wide stance while doing his business. He “accidentally” tapped the cop’s foot while this silly cop just didn’t understand that Sen. Larry was just practicing his extra-wide delivery method. What a pig!

[balls]

Your Morse code was a little off. The correct version is:

tap tap
TAP TAP
TAP tap
TAP TAP TAP
TAP
TAP TAP tap
tap TAP
TAP tap TAP TAP