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To: TornadoAlley3

Senator Craig I Am

I am not gay with a coked up page
I am not gay with the underaged
I am not gay when I tap your foot
I am not gay keep your big mouth shut
I am not gay in a bathroom stall
I am not gay, not gay at all

I am not gay with a wide, wide stance
I am not gay in my senator pants
I am not gay with a cat in a hat
Here's my card--what do you think of that?
I am not gay in a bathroom stall
I am not gay, not gay at all

I am not gay in an Idaho paper
I am not gay please hide my caper
I am not gay in my childless marriage
I am not gay in a baby carriage
I am not gay in a bathroom stall
I am not gay, not gay at all

I am not gay with an undercover dick
I am not gay--no, not a lick
I saw some paper on the floor
I picked it up--no, nothing more
I am not gay in a bathroom stall
I am not gay, not gay at all

Let me be clear, I am not vague
I dearly love my Mrs. Craig
I am not a sad old perv
My only desire is to serve
I am not gay in a bathroom stall
I am not gay, not gay at all

19 posted on 08/29/2007 8:28:36 PM PDT by vox humana

Did you write that? Very clever.

39 posted on 08/29/2007 8:48:25 PM PDT by Tired of Taxes (Dad, I will always think of you.)

That is choice! I could see that guy on PBS...Mark Russell?... doing that one.

81 posted on 08/29/2007 9:37:32 PM PDT by La Enchiladita

113 posted on 08/30/2007 5:16:06 AM PDT by Conservativegreatgrandma

124 posted on 08/30/2007 5:40:47 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 ( “An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping that it will eat him last.”)

Favorite lines:

I am not gay with a wide, wide stance

I am not gay in my senator pants

ROFL

173 posted on 09/01/2007 11:08:31 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (Rudy, Mayor of Sanctuary City)

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