We had a major problem at Malden City Hall. The Men’s Room by the Senior Center got Five Stars from a Gay Web Site. It was shocking at the nerve of these gay guys.
If not for these little dramas, those of us in the boonies would be oblivious to the wonders of gay enlightenment. How else are we to learn the nuances of stall queers, or even know there are such things as stall queers? I, for one, want to thank Senator Craig for the education.
1. I go into a store near a big public library to buy something and notice that the store seems to be run entirely by gay men.
2. I later hear that that the police have made many arrests in response to complaints about sexual activity in the library men's room.
My conclusion is that many gay men find the idea of employment near a library attractive because it provides an opportunity for frequent sex in the library men's room.