DFU SONG: Please Mr. Postman (Hillary gets bigs bucks from the Daly City mailman)

DFU News of the Day in Song ^ | Aug. 2007 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI SITE for Please Mr. Postman (choose -- please_mr.postman-the_carpenters.mid)

Hey, hey, wait a minute Mr. Postman...Mr. Paw, you're my favorite postman

Hey, Mr. Postman, look and see...are there big bucks in your bag for me
I think that ten grand would be nice...do you think you could deliver twice

George Soros supplies me well...but the FEC I'll never tell
I need more money from small folks...no, I'm not kidding, it isn't a joke

I do not like to be keep waiting, Postman...do not dare mess with me-e-e
Although you're Asian, if irritated, I'll be calling you an F'n J.B.

Hey, Mr. Postman, look and see...are there big bucks today for me
I think ten grand would be so nice...do you think you could deliver twice

(musical break)

There's no money from Peter Paul...in 2000 I'd taken it all
I'll lie in court, of course, I am cunning...but that guy kept the video running

Hey, Mr. Postman, look and see...are there big bucks today for me
I think ten grand would be so nice
Come on and bring it to me...lot's of green I'll see

Hey, Mr. Postman, give it, give it to me...baby, baby, give it to me
I am waiting for it...show me, Mr. Postman
Big boy, show me the letter, the sooner the better

(musical exit)

[doug from upland]

While Billy Boy was governor and chasing loads of women, Hillary got a little irritated. She screamed at him that she needs the mail delivered more than twice a year. I wonder what that means. :)

[KJC1]

Love it!

[Diver Dave]

Good one, doug. :)

[jmaroneps37]

Bang!