Baptists are furious, what about an apology for them?
Ecumenical Dietary Caution -
Southern Baptists - Fiery but stringy, tough chewing
Episcopalians - bland
Catholics - Too garlicky and enjoy the pain of boiling too much...
Unitarians - way too sweet
Jews - Don’t taste enough like pork.
Muslims - Too sour to eat.
Once the tribe had eaten a Baptist, a Catholic as well as a Methodist, and later they had an ecumenical movement.