Shades of John Kerry and Christmas in Cambodia.....Mr Beaychanp appears to be channeling John F’n Kerry into his writings, only instead of raping and mutilating women and children, it is the dead and animals that our soldiers are defiling.
My Dear Scott Thomas Beachamp,
It has come to my illustrious attention that you are following in my footsteps as an anti-military leftist activist who likes to trash the troops as worthy of Genghis Khan. Unfortunately, by putting yourself in the middle of the (supposed) incident of soldiers mocking a badly disfigured woman, you are bringing discredit upon leftist scumbags everywhere. In the future, please try to be more careful in the tall tales you relate from the front; keep your own role “clean” as a harmless but critical observer, and make it clear that good liberals are appalled by the beastial behavior of right-wing militarists, especially any who are favorably disposed to Rush Limbaugh or George W. Bush. If you can make up your propaganda a bit more carefully, a bit more artfully, you will do us all a great service.
Your Favorite Role Model,
Jon Vichy Cary
p.s. I would be happy to meet you sometime and swap stories of Christmas in Cambodia with some of your own tall tales. I even have a special hat from a super-duper secret mission that I’d be happy to let you try on....