Let’s hope they’re clever enough to take him hostage when he’s there!
NYT Headline:
CALAMITY! Brilliant Filmmaker, Poet, Legendary Artist and Sage For All Eternity Michael Moore has apparently been taken hostage by our Dear Iranian Friends whom we love so very much. Obviously there has been some terrible mistake and our ace reporters are diligently working on finding out what REALLY happened. Preliminary suspicions indicate that George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are both personally responsible. Updates soon!
White House Press Release:
It has come to our attention that Iran has extended a kind hand of friendship to us by hosting one of our citizens in their fine country. We applaud this gracious gesture from the Iranians and hope that they will feel free to keep Mr. Moore for as long as they wish.