(my guess) in addition to the drugs ... the cabbie likely largely missed the intended soft tissues with his kick — too posterior — and struck bones of the pelvis with his foot, thus injuring his tendons.
Bad technique — he raised his toes as he kicked. Should extended his toes like a karate kick.
We need some ESPN2 slo-mo video to analyze. ;-)
This perp will likely be on morphine so long for the burns he suffered that his ball will quit hurting before the agony of his burns abates.
Missed it by that much!
Unless he dies.
I hope he doesn't. I hope he lives a long pain-filled life as an example of what the skeletal face of islam and jihad looks like.
Bad terrorist! NO VIRGINS!