[Robert A Cook PE]

Kanzius has been told it’s actually hydrogen that’s burning, as his machine generates enough heat to break down the chemical bond between hydrogen and oxygen that makes up water.

Er, um, yeah. Right.

I’ll toast his success with a bottle of cold fusion.

[LIConFem]

Actually, if they could get cold fusion to work, sea water would be the perfect “fuel”, as it contains quite a bit of deuterium and tritium.