News of the letter drew a furious response on an Internet forum at army.ca. Under the heading, "Peaceniks Try Direct Mail on Vandoos Destined for AFG," one member suggested another use for the mailing. "I certainly hope the letters were written on a soft but absorbent paper, so they can be used by the soldiers for a function appropriate to the contents," a contributor named Colin P. wrote.As I sat ####ing, I read your letter
As I read, I #### the better
The sky was blue, there was no grass,
So I took your letter and wiped my ###.
One of my FIL's gems. He had something for any occasion.