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1 posted on 06/02/2007 8:02:38 PM PDT by aft_lizard
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I would hate to be around for the after contest purge!


2 posted on 06/02/2007 8:03:58 PM PDT by TheDon (The DemocRAT party is the party of TREASON! Overthrow the terrorist's congress!)
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I got a stomach ache just reading this.


3 posted on 06/02/2007 8:06:27 PM PDT by Huntress (The United States already has enough people with college degrees. Who is going to cut their tobacco?)
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10 hours later - California man shatters record for dump volume - clogs sewer.


4 posted on 06/02/2007 8:09:49 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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We’re Number One!!! Way to go Joe!


5 posted on 06/02/2007 8:13:54 PM PDT by WashingtonStateRepublican
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6 posted on 06/02/2007 8:42:09 PM PDT by Rameumptom (Gen X= they killed 1 in 4 of us)
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“downing 59 1/2 “HBDs” — hot dogs and buns “

I think the reporter meant HDBs.


7 posted on 06/02/2007 8:42:15 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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Amateur!

Either Rosie O'Donut or Tubba the Lard Moore could beat this record with their eyes closed.

9 posted on 06/02/2007 8:55:15 PM PDT by Zakeet (Be thankful we don't get all the government we pay for)
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Does this have any connection to that adjacent thread about conjugal visits for gay inmates?


10 posted on 06/02/2007 9:20:00 PM PDT by BlazingArizona
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I don’t even like all you can eat buffets. These professional eating contests freak me out.


11 posted on 06/02/2007 9:27:50 PM PDT by GATOR NAVY
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In other news, a California man today broke the world record for the most puking in one sitting.


12 posted on 06/02/2007 9:29:55 PM PDT by Cymbaline (I repeat myself when under stress I repeat myself when under stress I repeat myself when under stres)
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Why aren’t these contests dangerous?

Major choking hazard... gastric torsion, intestinal obstruction...

Not that they should ban them, just wondering HOW they compete without serious injury.


13 posted on 06/02/2007 9:31:15 PM PDT by SteveMcKing
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What we have here is a failure to regurgitate.....keep shakin’ it....!!!


17 posted on 06/02/2007 11:17:57 PM PDT by JB in Whitefish
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