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Hillary “claims” to be a woman.
John Edwards “claims” to be a man.

[Stayfree]

John McPain claims to be a Republican.
Ruby Giuliani claims to be pro-choice.
Mitt Romney claims to be everything to everybody.
Newt Gingrich claims to have changed his colors to green.
George Bush claims to solve immigration without a fence.
Fred Thompson will fix what everyone else is not.

GO FRED!