[Sender]

Yeah the Segway would be the ideal Vegas machine. Put a drink holder and a token bucket on there and hit the carpet!

As a bonus, drunken Segway riders might provide extra entertainment. That balancing system can only go so far.

[tenthirteen]

Try that drinking and driving on your scooter in Florida. Your stupid scooter would be confiscated and you’d be in jail. They’ll charge DUI here if you’re riding a horse, or lawn tractor.