(TOILET CHALLENGED MUSLIMS COST $$$) LAGS' NEW TOILETS ARE £12K HOLES IN GROUND

People.co.uk ^ | 22 April 2007 | Julian Gavaghan

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LAGS' NEW TOILETS ARE £12K HOLES IN GROUND

22 April 2007

By Julian Gavaghan

BARMY jail chiefs tore out two loos and replaced them with £12,000 holes in the ground for Muslim lags.

They installed the squatover toilets - with a buried ceramic bowl - because many of the foreign inmates did not know how to use a regular toilet.

But last night the bosses at Canterbury Prison in Kent were blasted for the decision. An insider said: "We thought it was a joke.

I could have dug them two holes in the floor for 50p."

Blair Gibbs, of the Taxpayers' Alliance, added:

"This is literally a gross waste of taxpayers' money.

Our prisons seem to pander to the whims of criminals however absurd."

Four in ten of the 284 lags are foreigners - and many are due to be deported.

But Dave Lambourne, defended the 'holes' at the prison - which was built in 1808. He said: "It's a cultural thing. We were having hygiene problems with prisoners trying to use sit-down toilets the same as squat loos.

"I understand medically it's the best position to relieve yourself in."

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[DogByte6RER]

Sheryl Crow might be happy about this development...

[fieldmarshaldj]

Litterbox usually works with animals.

[massgopguy]

My Roman ancestors had were piping the crap out of their houses a thousand years before Islam crawled out form under it’s rock. Or did it?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

...because many of the foreign inmates did not know how to use a regular toilet.

Some real geniuses there, if they can't figure that one out.

[American_Centurion]

"I understand medically it's the best position to relieve yourself in."

Sure, but you have to wear a freakin dress in order to use one. Try it in pants, go ahead.

[laweeks]

There’s a joke in here somewhere.

[holymoly]

because many of the foreign inmates did not know how to use a regular toilet.

Yea, flush toilets are sooooo complicated.

Primitive knuckle-draggers.

[kinoxi]

We were having hygiene problems with prisoners trying to use sit-down toilets the same as squat loos.

Hmmm.

[hsalaw]

many of the foreign inmates did not know how to use a regular toilet

Just how stupid are they? A one-year old can learn how to use a toilet, but these moronic fools can't?

[dljordan]

“Sure, but you have to wear a freakin dress in order to use one. Try it in pants, go ahead.”

Yesterday, in the Rockies, on the side of a mountain. Tricky, very tricky.

[LaineyDee]

Some real geniuses there, if they can't figure that one out.

I have a really cool Potty training video I could lend them. Heckovalot cheaper and it's geared to a 2 yr old!

[American_Centurion]

Now imagine that very same spot in the Rockies, having been previously, and recently, used by several hundred goat humpers.

ewwww

[ansel12]

In France I used them wearing pants, and I didn’t see a problem, it was just like being on a camping trip, except better.

A Cornell study found that the ideal height for a toilet is to be about 9 inches above the floor.

[SuziQ]

There are still public toilets in Japan that are like this. You’re expected to squat over it to do your thing. You also have to buy your toilet paper before entering, unless you’ve brought your own. I just always held it until we could get back to a place that I knew had a ‘Western’ toilet.

[r9etb]

prisoners trying to use sit-down toilets the same as squat loos

"I wager 300 squat loos on the human!"

[reagan_fanatic]

They installed the squatover toilets - with a buried ceramic bowl - because many of the foreign inmates did not know how to use a regular toilet.

Sit, poop, wipe and pull the handle.

Why is that so difficult to understand?

[FreedomCalls]

What a 'squat toilet' looks like.

[ZULU]

And the Ancient Cretans had it before the Romans,

These people are really beyond belief.

I heard that the toilettes they use can’t have the backside facing Mecca either.

[Ditto]

A Cornell study found that the ideal height for a toilet is to be about 9 inches above the floor.

I guess they really know their **** up there in Ithica.