Seems to me he should be happy.....he’s still getting to live on the government dime.
Fake tard ping.
” pretending to be mentally retarded in order to claim disability benefits “
Should have used the ‘addict or alcoholic’ claim.
Nancy Pelosi?
A friend who has various illnesses applied for SS disability benefits. He tried for two years and they told him he would have to re-apply.
His Doctor wrote a letter stating the various things wrong with him and ended the scribe with a statement that” Because of the seriousness of his physical disabilities the patient has retarded physical ability and cannot work.”
The genious that worked at SS granted him his disability and stated the reason was that he was retarded.
I asked him what he was going to do about it and he said , “take the check”
Now who was retarded?
Mother should get life in prison. Imagine what kind of a sociopath would prevent her own son from learning to read or write, just so she could collect a retardation paycheck. She must be made a lesson of for all Americans.
I always thought that if you did something to get yourself into prison you were pretty retarded.
What? No Eric Cartman from South Park pic? The folks on the site this morning are slower than usual.
Someone’s been ripping off Cartman’s MO ping. ;>)
Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot PIE!
At first I thought this thread was about Dick Durbin, but we all know he’s not faking.
Thanks, Mom.
He must really be retarded if he thought that pretending to be retarded would work. In that case, it couldn’t have been a scam, so he must be innocent. Set him free!
True story.
The wife purchased very-expensive light-bulbs from a disabled-persons organization as a donation, which precipitated me finding myself the object of repeated dinner-time phone calls to buy more bulbs.
The caller would typically be a mildly retarded person.
So one time I decide to get into a conversation, carefully explaining that i would be happy to make a straight donation, but I’m not buying any more light bulbs.
As the conversation went on, the “retarded person” sounded slightly less retarded. Pretty soon the affect was gone altogether.
So I said — “so what is your disability?”
He said, “I was a painter and fell off a ladder and hurt my back.”
Hmmm. I said — “so you’re not really retarded then, are you?” Long silence.
I wanted to ask — so do they train you to talk like that on the phone?
I imagined what THAT classroom training exercise must have looked like — I think it may be a good format for a sit-com.
Seems he wasn’t faking.
Why didn`t he just register as a Democrat? Proof enough of retardation, he could have gotten away with it.
Some people have no shame or a conscience.