[The KG9 Kid]

A KG9 Kid 'Lesson on Liberalism' for those not paying attention to the politics of pizza delivery:

1. Liberals charge pizza delivery guys with carrying a concealed weapon on the job, even when it's legal.

2. Liberals cry racism and sue pizza delivery places that won't deliver to high crime neighborhoods.

3. If you DO deliver pizza to a high crime neighborhood, the liberals sue you for trying to kill minority populations with trans-fatty acid laden junk food.

Conclusion: You can't even deliver a pizza in America these days without a hysterical liberal calling you a genocidal racist gun-lover.

Point to ponder: If liberals very seriously act like this over something as trivial as pizza, where do you think they'll ever stop?

[boop]

Pizza delivery drivers DO get killed and robbed. What is he supposed to do, just assume that the guy robbing him only wants money?