[ChicagoConservative27]

Thanks. I thought i made an ass out of myself at Wal Mart. Two ladies where giving out free samples of those curly light bulbs. I picked one up and said these have mercury in them. who do i call if i break on and it spills. The look on their face was priceless.

[NonValueAdded]

A WalMart in Chicago? I thought that was illegal or something.

[takeemout]

hee hee—next time before you go up to their display—do what I do—get a big chaw of baccer go up to them and when they hand you one say in the biggest southern accent you can: woooowheeee, yep, this’ll be nice for target practice.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Did you hear about the woman who did break one of those “environmentally friendly” lightbulbs in her daughter’s bedroom? She had to call one government agency after another to find out how to clean it up. It ended up that it’s going to cost her thousands and for now the bedroom is roped off and her daughter has to sleep in the hallway.