Posted on 04/25/2007 7:33:36 PM PDT by Nasty McPhilthy
Is the Democrat nomination is more up in the air than ever, thanks to Hillary Clinton’s insistance on channeling Al Jolson whenever black people are in a room in which she’s speaking?
Michelle Malkin thinks Hillary has jumped the shark — finally — and she has some historical highlights of Hillary Clinton’s evolution from pasty white politician to embarrassingly clownish black impressionist, culminating in last week’s assumption that all African-Americans are maids for white people — performed in an accent that sounded like Rich Little trying to do Wanda Sykes:
“We have ta reform our government. The abuses that have gone on in the last six years — I don’ think we know the half of it yet. You know, when I walk into the Oval Office in January of 2009, I’m afraid I’m gonna lift up the rug and I’m goin’ to see so much stuff uh-nder thar … You know, what is it about us always havin’ to clean up after people? … But this is not just going to be pickin’ up socks off the floor. This is going to be cleanin’ up the government.”
Somebody please tell Hillary that this country has already had its first black president, so she’s not trying to break any new ground here. Hillary should know who that is, too, because it’s the man she hasn’t been sleeping with for the last couple of decades.
Where’s the outrage from the perpetually offended likes of Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, who witness Hillary’s insults first hand and just nod in agreement? If John McCain, Rudy Guiliani, etc., morphed into what can only be described as a political Amos & Andy routine, they’d be run out of politics, and probably the country. The media would be playing the video as the lead story on the network news, and formal apologies would be in order — starting with Jackson and Sharpton and ending with the Rutgers women’s basketball team.
But no, the Clintons are charmed and suffer little or no consequence for their ridiculous actions — If anything, they’re used to being rewarded for them. Did Hillary go to far this time? Nah, she’ll be fine. It’s “business as usual.” Hillary’s pulled off lots of fakery over the years: A southern accent, a New York accent, she’s a Yankee fan, she’s a Jew, she’s black, she’s a maid, she’s an ace investor, she bakes cookies, she loves her husband.
Who is Hillary Clinton really? I don’t think even she knows anymore, but if I had to guess, tomorrow she’ll be Mexican.
Hillary’s toast.
What a friggin’ phony pandering carpetbagger that wench is.
Hmmmm I wonder what the Bush’s saw when they had to clean up under the beds etc after the Clinton’s left. I am not sure I really want to know....
Basically whatever you are? SHE'S *THAT*.
Now go out and vote.
I half expect her to demand reparations for her years as a slave the next time she appears before a black audience.
Sheeee’s not going to bake cookies, noooo..! She’s going to dress up in pink, cuz it’s so dainty.
Her Heinous is an “Old Crusty” wearin’ ho!
Good Lord! Is Hillary channeling Prissy from "Gone With The Wind"? (Apologies to Butterfly McQueen.)
Letterman had that on his top ten list when Bush takes over the White House in 2001: #10 - give the Oval Office a SERIOUS scrubbing!
Deys be gettin' paid!
Today, that cover would start a riot;))
There is not one thing about Hitlery that could be considered authentic or legitimate beyond her lust for power.
The same could be said for her “name-sake”.....ADOLPH HITLER.
F A C T !
ROTFLMWAO!
Its hard to clean off your plate when all the silverware is missing. I’d start by looking in the boxes that contain the Whitewater billing records.
You didn't get the memo? Hillary was born in Mexico and snuck across the border to be brought up in Chicago.
Hillary is Hillary’s own worst enemy. If anyone can beat the Beast, it’s the bitch herself.
Since you mentioned reparations; I want to resurrect an old theory I’ve had since the ‘04 Election.
I think a win-win situation for the GOP would be to force the Dems to vote on a Reparations bill for descendants of slaves.
If the Dems vote “No”, they alienate their African-American base. If they vote “Yes”, they alienate millions of blue collar Democrats.
Like I say, it’s a win-win for the Pubbies and a lose-lose situation for the ‘Rats.
What say ye?
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