Dear zarf,
In order to be reconciled with Free Republic, your Act of Contrition is as follows: 1) destroy all Rosie O’Donnell paraphenalia (including your bootleg, director’s cut copy of “A League of Their Own”), 2) say the Pledge of Allegience 50 times, and 3) donate any women’s clothing that you might still own to a charity of your choice.
Bishop_Malachi
Priceless. ;)