Better yet, Doctor, "Tehran Rosie."
Q: What is the difference between Rosie O'Donnell and a pig?
A: The pig is smarter and has a much nicer personality.
Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore appetite suppressants. (You must make them yourself, as someone else can't post their pictures without their permission.) Download pictures of Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore. Write the following captions on them, and post them where you store food and where you eat.
Men:
Michael Moore: "Don't, unless you want to look like me."
Rosie O'Donnell: "Don't, unless you want all your dates to look like me."
Women:
Rosie O'Donnell: "Don't, unless you want to look like me."
Michael Moore: "Don't, unless you want all your dates to look like me."