A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....03-22-07...A Finest Pet Humor Day

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[dutchess]

A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day

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~ Billie, Dutchess, DollyCali, GodBlessUSA , Aquamarine ~

Welcome Finest Friends. It's Thursday at the Finest and JohnHuang2 is taking a well deserved vacation so we've revived Freeper Pet Joke Day! Feel free to add your own pet humor (or a picture of your furry friends!) ENJOY!

A LITTLE PET HUMOR

Seeing eye dogs?

There were two buddies one with a German Shepherd and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the German Shepherd says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us." The buddy with the German Shepherd says, "Just follow my lead."

They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the German Shepherd puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, man, no pets allowed." The man with the German Shepherd says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The man at the door says, "Come on in."

The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?" The man with the Chihuahua says, "A Chihuahua??? You mean to tell me, that they gave me a Chihuahua?!"

The Blonde & The K-9 Patrol Dispatch

The police department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was somewhat taken aback by a recent incident. Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, clapped a hand to her head and moaned, "I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send a BLIND policeman!"

Have a great day...and keep smiling!!!!!

01-09-07 ~ Hall of Fame #18

THIS WEEK'S THREADS 03-19-07 Military Monday 03-20-07 Yay, It's Spring 03/21/07 Warm Fuzzy Wednesday

Opinions by our own 'King of Ping' Every Thursday at the Finest The guy's good, folks!

[dutchess]

[dutchess]

A Finest Day Pet humor Ping! Feel free to add your own "fuzzy jokes" OR the obligatory "show off your fuzzy friends" pictures!!!! ENJOY!

[Bob Buchholz]

Pet Diaries:

Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:

8:00am Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30am A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40am walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00pm Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00pm Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00pm Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00pm Wow! Watched TV with my master! My favorite thing!

11:00pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!


Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary:

Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and myself are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The
audacity! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.

I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released --and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the
guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe....... For now....

[CDHart]

If I knew how to post a picture I would post one of our "babies." We have a Lhaasa Apso and a rat terrior, both of whom were strays. We just love them, and I don't know what we'd do without them.

Carolyn

[dutchess]

Did an "oopsie" and re-did the thread. Would appreciate you reposting the devotional rus!

[dutchess]

I'll freepmail my email if you want to send the pictures. Will be computer impaired though until around 4:00 (hate when work interferes with freeping :o)

[afraidfortherepublic]

Nice idea for a post, and you said we could post pix of our fur friends, so here goes:

Introducing Magnificent Max (+ grandchild). Max was adopted through Golden Retriever Rescue of Wisconsin (G.R.R.O.W.) in 2002. He had been found running as an undisciplined stray, and this wonderful organization took him in, got his shots and a health exam, had him neutered, and placed him with me-- for a fee, of course. We took him to dog trainig (partof the contract) and now he is our office and all the time dog. He has traveled coast to coast and is a wonderful companion. Max has appeared in Bush parades, but he hasn't FReeped the White House. He figures there is no need with Barney in charge.

[dutchess]

God Bless Our Military
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Below are names of some of our FReepers' loved ones who are serving our country. If you have someone you would like to add, please address a post to Billie; Aquamarine; Dutchess, The Mayor, DollyCali or GodBlessUSA and we will add their name to this list. As we pray for them, we pray also for all our nation’s leaders, and military personnel, and their families and friends. May God hold them close to His heart.

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We ask Lord, that You guide the leaders of our great country in their hour of decision. The burden that has been placed on their shoulders is overwhelming. We ask that with Your infinite wisdom You guide them gently to the right decisions.

Please give us the strength, Lord, to get through each difficult and devastating day that faces each of us and our country. Protect and guide our Military that are now being called to duty, strengthen them in their trials and temptations; give them courage to face the perils which beset them; and grant them a sense of your abiding presence wherever they may be; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

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[dutchess]

Very cute!!! LOL! Thanks for sharing!

[Gabz]

Our cat Gateway (she reminds me of the black and white boxes Gateway comes are packaged in) is a math whiz.......she is excellent at multiplication.

Now if we could only get her to teach her offspring the basics of highway safety, our daughter would not keep getting new lessons in subtraction.

[MEG33]

Mine said the religion moderator had it pulled it or was I misreading?..I sent an inquiry..knowing that cxould not be true..LOL..I will be back!

[Gabz]

APPLAUSE!!!!!

When I took my daughter to school this morning, I made the mistake of leaving my bedroom door ajar. The dog didn't even BOTHER to greet me on my return, she still remains ensconced on the bed - at least she has enough sense to use my husband's pillow :)

[dutchess]

Magnificent Max is beautiful and what a heartwarming story (grandbaby is prettycute too :o) ) Both rusty and giz were strays also and are the joys of our life. Thanks for sharing!

[dutchess]

I asked that it be pulled. One of the jokes was a little offensive to a freeper via freepmail. (I had second thought before I posted...and should have trusted my original thoughts) Think this is better :o)

[dutchess]

Hey. Great to see you. Would love to see a picture of "Gateway". What a great name :o)

[Kewlhand`tek]

Sawsha

[MEG33]

 How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

[Gabz]

Gateway is a really weird cat, she is totally antisocial, I don't think I have any pictures of her at all.. Her bother, Possum, OTOH is a piece of work..........he follows my husband around like a puppy dog. Knows exactly when my husband is pulling into the driveway and is waiting at the car door before he gets out - no matter what hubby is driving.

[CDHart]

Thanks, but I'm at work too and don't have a scanner!

carolyn

[Gabz]

What magnificent coloring! A real beauty.